English Majors

I’ve never been able to make it with an English major. I always took their sexual advances as metaphors for self-sustaining organisms living for their own sake deep inside a battle ground of milk churning into a personal recipe for happiness inside a social construct of symbiotic relationships between customers and businesses mining hard-won gold to be hoarded within a beautiful garden that needs to be tended. I’d tell them that, and never see them again.englishmajors